eVent SCHEDULE
5:20 GAME 1: NIRD vs Eves Mashup Team
6:00 Half-time
6:10 2nd Period Start
6:50 MVP Awards, 50/50, Door Prizes
INTERMISSION – Sword Fighting Performance by COMOX VALLEY COMBAT GUILD!
7:30 GAME 2: NIRD vs Margarita Villains
8:10 Halftime
8:20 Second Period Start
9:00 MVP Awards, 50/50, Door Prizes
GAME 1 ROSTER: NIRD
11 Fanny In The Pack
121 Lita Riot
13 Just Ducky
18 Blonde Tornado
2 Lumbersmack
3 Bloody Merry
403 Megahit
49 Brammer
54 Bob Wire
55 Karodynamic
604 Trish Trash
78 JerryKan
81 Slaydine
833 Bumble Beest
880 Legs Benedict
99 Carrie Bean’er
BENCH STAFF: Rage, Moose
North Island Roller Derby (NIRD) established in 2024, is based out of Comox Valley. This is our first HOME game ever, with many more planed for the future! We offer a safe, inclusive, and fun environment for all our members. Our league is comprised of skaters and officials of all levels and we offer both WFTDA and open gender gameplay. Find out how you can become a NIRD too!
GAME 1 ROSTER: EVES OF DESTRUCTION MASHUP ROSTER
0 ReGretal
02 Bazooka Langley
12 Bruise Clues
1701 Ruby Roughhouser
180 Nervous Wreckage
19 Gravity Assist
2 Kamikaze K
21 Charlie Hearse
30 Venus Thigh Trap
333 Shirley Temple of Doom
3825 Emotional Clustertruck
39 Bushwhacker
409 Jill Pickle
411 Dynamo Dash
61 Veronica D. Vile
654 Goose
BENCH STAFF: Velvet Slicer, Slammit Janet
Eves of Destruction is a women’s flat track roller derby league in Victoria, British Columbia. The league is organized as a non-profit organization. Eves of Destruction is a member of the Women’s Flat Track Derby Association.
GAME 2 ROSTER: NIRD
02 Bazooka Langley
11 Fanny In The Pack
121 Lita Riot
13 Just Ducky
18 Blonde Tornado
19 Gravity Assist
2 Lumbersmack
3 Bloody Merry
49 Brammer
54 Bob Wire
604 Trish Trash
654 Goose
81 Slaydine
99 Vi’ Olence
880 Legs Benedict
BENCH STAFF: Rage, Moose
North Island Roller Derby (NIRD) established in 2024, is based out of Comox Valley. This is our first HOME game ever, with many more planed for the future! We offer a safe, inclusive, and fun environment for all our members. Our league is comprised of skaters and officials of all levels and we offer both WFTDA and open gender gameplay. Find out how you can become a NIRD too!
GAME 2 ROSTER: MARGARITA VILLAINS ROSTER
004 The Cunning Linguist
005 Carrie Me to Hell
006 Tuffy
06 Fat Bottom Hurls
09 Rowena Ravenbrawl
2 Kamikaze K
213 Punky Bruiser
375 Skaty Pie
4 Terminate-Her
613 Millstreet Bruisery
74 Nailer
818 Brown Sugar Boba
86 Silver Rogue
90 Pfury S Pfaff
1166 The Wife of Wrath
BENCH STAFF: Dar Star & Velvita Slicer
The Margarita Villains are an Eves of Destruction House Team. Can you handle the heat of the dumpster fire? This unlikely band of anti-heros are your best, worst nightmare. Connected by their common goal of a lime-lit victory, their villainous bond is potent and powerful. Together, they skate against opression in the fight for freedom and justice on and off the track. They’ll wear you down and win you over. Like us, love us, fear us! #Muahahaha
OFFICIALS
Thank you to our amazing Officials, (on and off skates)!
Hunky Dorky, Flayer, PHaff, Vi O’Lence, Bodito, Ohms Lawbringer, LizardBeth, KoalaMela, Pow!d Her Blue, Kiki, Despicable Mimi, Quaker Smotes, Dar the Star, Sloane, Veronica D. Vile, Danger Noodle and others!
THANK YOU TO OUR EVENT SPONSORS!
Just out the side door, Pupuseria Las Gamelas & Community Creperie are ready to feed you!
WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?
DID YOU KNOW? FUN DERBY FACTS!
‘BRIDGING‘ is when Blockers space themselves just far enough apart with their team to still be part of the Pack (they MUST be within 10 feet of the pack) to stop a Jammer.
A ‘POWERJAM‘ is when an opposing Jammer is in the Penalty Box (or SIN BIN) and the team with the Jammer still on the track now has the opportunity to score points without the other team able to score.
‘GOATING’: All Blockers must stay within a certain distance of ‘the Pack’ (the largest group of Blockers). One team surrounds an opposing Blocker (the Goat) and slows so they become the greatest majority and main Pack. (You may hear them yell “I Have a Goat!”) The other teams blockers are then too far away and become ‘Out of Play’ and not permitted to block the Jammer.
STAR PASS (aka pass the helmet cover/panty): The Jammer may “pass the star” to the Pivot at which the Pivot becomes the Jammer and can score for the team. This may be ‘faked’ to confuse the other team. If the lead Jammer does this, they loose Lead Jammer status.
Thank you to our photographer
sponsor, Colin Pendziwol
HALF TIME PERFORMANCE BY
COMOX VALLEY COMBAT GUILD!
DOOR PRIZES!
Door Prizes donated by:
Vie Cool Studio | Loves Ice Cream
Red Wagon Cafe-Eh
The Lost Faucet Sauna House
Seaside Beauty | C-Tow Marine Assistance
50/50 TICKETS!
Tickets available from salesperson moving through spectators or merch table.
Tickets are $2 each or 3/$5.
Please check out the team merch tables!