PROGRAM – North Island Roller Derby

eVent SCHEDULE

5:20 GAME 1: NIRD vs Divergence
6:00 Half-time
6:10 2nd Period Start
6:50 MVP Awards

INTERMISSION – Sword Fighting Performance
by COMOX VALLEY COMBAT GUILD!

7:30 GAME 2: NIRD vs Terminal City
8:10 Halftime
8:20 Second Period Start
9:00 MVP Awards

GAME 1 ROSTERS

12 Em Stones
13 Just Ducky
121 Sir Vixalot
1312 Danger Noodle
1991 Shrimp Daddy
221 Shurblock Holmes
3 Bloody Merry
403 Megahit
4729 Perfect Stormborn
55 Karodynamic
613 Slampagne Supernova
722 Boot Scootin’ Bruiser
88 Melody Chains
880 Legs Benedict (Captain)
90 Quaker Smotes

COACH & BENCH STAFF: Trish Trash, Hot Piece-A-Sass & Carrie Bean’er

North Island Roller Derby (NIRD) established in 2024, is based out of Comox Valley. We offer a safe, inclusive, and fun environment for all our members. Our league is comprised of skaters and officials of all levels and we offer both WFTDA and open gender gameplay. Find out how you can become a NIRD too!

127 Lord
23 Bean
777 Pee-Wee
30 Venus
255 Goon
46 Hottie
213 Punky
247 Lezzie
001 Slugs
818 Brownie
3 Paw Paw
94 Glory
111 Dirt
08 Nado
030 Wombat
53 Crusher
710 V-Wrecks
438 Gorgie

COACH & BENCH STAFF: Mils, Bugzy & Shrub

The Hardcores are the free-wheeling, free-agents of the Eves of Destruction! This team is home to the rookies and transfer skaters who strive to consistently improve. We are also home to apples’ skaters after they turn 19!

GAME 2 ROSTERS

06 Hurls
0816 Tina Turn Her Over
13 Just Ducky
121 Sir Vixalot
1991 Shrimp Daddy
221 Shurblock Holmes
3 Bloody Merry
49 Brammer
403 Megahit
67 Hot Piece-A-Sass
604 Trish Trash
613 Slampagne Supernova
880 Legs Benedict
90 Quaker Smotes

BENCH STAFF: Fanny in the Pack, Boot Scootin’ Bruiser & Perfect Stormborn

North Island Roller Derby (NIRD) established in 2024, is based out of Comox Valley. This is our first HOME game ever, with many more planed for the future! We offer a safe, inclusive, and fun environment for all our members. Our league is comprised of skaters and officials of all levels and we offer both WFTDA and open gender gameplay. Find out how you can become a NIRD too!

02 Uke Kill Lele
03 Gorge Bush
11 Natural Born Spiller
111 Draginda Dirt
19 Gravity Assist
250 Bugzy
3791 Slayor Moon
39 Bushwacker
40 Wheels of Fortune
409 Jill Pickle
5 Florence the Machine
505 F. Lawless
7 Chan Gogh
73 Toombstone
81 Nado

BENCH STAFF:

Eves of Destruction house team! Rising from the grave, these aren’t your typical dainty daisies!

OFFICIALS & VOLUNTEERS

Thank you to our skating officials:
Flayer, Veener, Pfaff’n aBout, Slayor Moon, BoDiTo, Honey Crueler, Raven, Honey& Hottie

Thank you to our non-skating officials:
D.Spenc’er & V-Wrecks, Grim Steeper, Kealy Donaldson, Time Bandit, D.Spenc’er, Tina Turner Over, V-Wrecks, Fat Bottomed Hurls, Don Wire, Bazooka Langley, Pow’d Her Blue, Wrecks, Pow’d Her Blue, Steeps, Kealy Donaldson, Time Bandit, Em Stones & Zooks

Thank you to our announcers; Announce Mint & Cruel T

THANK YOU TO
OUR EVENT SPONSORS!

WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?

Pssst…The team with the most points wins!

FUN DERBY STRATEGY

FUN DERBY TERMS:

Blockers must always be within 10 feet of the Pack (largest group of blockers). ‘BRIDGING‘ is when Blockers space themselves just far enough apart with their team to still be part of the Pack to stop a Jammer. You may hear blockers yell “Bridging!” to their teammates and refs and position themselves in ten foot incriments.

A ‘POWERJAM‘ is when an opposing Jammer is in the Penalty Box (or Sin Bin!) and the team with the Jammer still on the track now has the opportunity to score points without the other team also able to score. Its a sad time for the other team.

‘GOATING’: All Blockers must stay within a certain distance of ‘the Pack’ (the largest group of Blockers). One team surrounds an opposing Blocker (the Goat) and slows so they become the greatest majority and main Pack. (You may hear them yell “I Have a Goat!”) The other teams blockers are then too far away and become ‘Out of Play’ and not permitted to block the Jammer at all so must run to join the new largest group.

A STAR PASS (aka pass the helmet cover/panty): The Jammer may “pass the star” to the Pivot at which the Pivot becomes the Jammer and can score for the team. This may be ‘faked’ to confuse the other team. If the Lead Jammer does this, they loose Lead Jammer status. Only the Lead Jammer can call off the 2 minute jam early – so usually a star pass is done only by the non-lead Jammer.